Cant jokes

Depression

  • When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

    Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

    If you know it, you know it.

    Son

  • "Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

    "Why not?"

    "He keeps peeing in the pool."

    "Well, all kids pee in the pool."

    "Not from the diving board!"

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  • Orphan

  • Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

    Orphan

  • Orphan: Let's play baseball!

    Girl: No, you can't.

    Orphan: Why?

    Girl: Because you can't find home.

    Orphan

  • Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

    Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

    Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

    New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

    Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

    Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

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  • Orphan

  • Why can’t orphans be gay?

    Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”