Cant jokes
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."