Cant jokes
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.