Cant jokes
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.