Cant jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.