Cant jokes
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.