Cant jokes
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.