Cant jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.