Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.