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Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

Can enable disabled dark mode?

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear,"hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges. A few moments later, the penguin asks,"hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says,"hey, can you pass the rubber ducky."

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says,"What do you think I am? a radio?!?"

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!