Cancel jokes
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Kobe got irl canceled.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.