Cancel memes
I can DEFINITELY relate
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
my girlfriend (she's shy)
Jokes
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?