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Emo

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Keyboard

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Computer

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

DM

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Fish

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Dick

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

Song

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Pilot

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

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  • Phone

    You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

    Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"