Call jokes
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.