Call jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.