Call jokes
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.