What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
