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What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.