Call jokes
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?