But jokes

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."

And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^