But jokes

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

Classroom: *visible panic*

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.