Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, "Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"
How do fish get to school ?
On a octobus
Lol
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Bus dirver - please give your seat to the white pearson rosa parks - ok
"What bus?"
So my bus goodness
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
What is the bus 🚎
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white
I love jokes about buses
What is a bus 🚌
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
What do call a flying bus? An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards. A sub.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm
