Bunch jokes
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.