What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
