Bunch jokes
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!