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Soup

What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.

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  • Woman

    A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

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  • Whey

    What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

    Orphan

    So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

    The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

    The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

    Guy

    What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

    A doppelgangbang.

    Tower

    What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

    It got a bunch of plane.

    Kid

    Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

    "Suicide Squad!"

    Dog

    My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

    Animal

    Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?

    Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!

    Brownie

    This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

    Dyslexia

    Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

    Cunt

    I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

    BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

    Crow

    They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

    They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

    Friend

    If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

    Quote

    Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

    "Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

    Love y'all so much!

    Shooting

    Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.