Bunch jokes

A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"

A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"

The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business.

you.

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"

Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?

Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.

"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.

"Heard of what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows."

"No, a cow herd."

"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?

A box of crackers.

What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.