why did stephen hawkin die , because he got bummed to hard in the shower
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What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE
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Bum
As a woman Why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.
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