Bullying

Bullying Jokes

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip

Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?

I had bullies behind me on the street but they were too fat and slow so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

if your ever down one day just go to the orphanage and bully a orphan because what is he going to do about it he has no parents.

It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed