Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
