Bullying

Bullying jokes

Head

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Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

Orphan

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Child

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Noose

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A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

Orphan

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Depression

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You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Man

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What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

Mirror

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Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Mom

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

Orphan

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"