Bullying jokes

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How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Someone bullied a disabled person.

The disabled person said they can't stand it.

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.