Bugs Bunny jokes

What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?

"What's up, cock?"

What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?

"What's up, cock?"

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?

Chocolate carrots balls.

You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!