Brown

Brown Jokes

Bear

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

Room

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

Bear

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

Rickroll

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Race

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Rihanna

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Cheater

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

Santa

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Baby

What is red, pink, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What is green, brown, and goes round and round?

The same baby 3 weeks later.

Mom

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Name

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

Terrorist

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Blonde

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.