What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
What do you get when you cross A-rod with Chris brown
Cheater cheater woman beater
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that
roses are red potatoes are brown ur mom so hot i put her down
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
What's brown and white with red all over
Terists when the went into the twins towers
"Whats the capital of Texas", Said The Brown Hair. " T ", Said The Blonde
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John