I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
What’s brown?
Idk.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Cleveland Browns
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
