Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
this black dude goes up to an indian guy and say "what up brotha" the indian guy gets offended and says we are not the same, the black guy then pulls out a gun, and the indian guy says ok brother ok brother we are the same we are the same, do the voice in your head
your so ugly when a pig saw you he said yes my brother is back
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
The joke im telling is my brother, Joey
my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
I am Marios Brother
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly
What do you call an open that has a brother the second one without one
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭 Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy 😵
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit faced. Almost closing time brother you gonna snag yeah I'm taking her home he walks over she gathers her things. Walking out together he takes her to his car outback they stay messing around then start having sex he starts to get carried away he looks at down at her she looks up at him and says slow down cousin your going to fast...
My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake
