Brother jokes
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
I am Mario's brother.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.