Go Touch some grass bro
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
bro this guys hairline I saw the other day was no were to be seen
I love balls bro so do u
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
bro your hairline is still missing even dora the explorer cant discover it
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl
Bros got barcode arms
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Bro just imagine being name brynley couldn't be me
Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
