Bros jokes
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Go touch some grass, bro.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Bros got barcode arms.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.