Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broππ
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Expectation: "Brr, Iβm cold!" "Here brother! Iβll give you my jacket, I donβt want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, Iβm cold!" "Well, damn bro, I canβt control the weather."
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Bro gay jokes aren't even funny Like ... Cum on guys
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. π
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! πΉ
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
