bro i gave a suicdal kid nikes...he just did it lol
bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line
Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.
bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
Bro gay jokes aren't even funny Like ... Cum on guys
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep
Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄
"My wife is so crazy" said Beatem's McSmasher. "Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch "She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!" "You getting kicked out bro?" "Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor" "Is she one of them woke bitches?"
You so bad at games bro they gave u aid's before loosing 😹
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler bro
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
yo mama so fate she dosen't count as 1 person bro she counts as 40 people
bro if you think about it ur mom and god have 1 thing in common... there both big
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Bro you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
