Bros jokes
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
it was just a prank bro.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.