Bros jokes

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

Bro, WW2 was just a joke.

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

it was just a prank bro.

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.