Broken jokes

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

My dishwasher is broke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?

A dumpling.