What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
what do you call it when you sell panera bread in your shed
panera shed
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
how do people eat bread
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Banana bread is cute.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
