Bread jokes
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.