Boy jokes
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Memes
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Boi.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.