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What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

How are gay people like mice?

They both hate pussies.

A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?

B: They're both hot?

A: They're both massive.

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.