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What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Memes
Whatโs the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Whatโs the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
Theyโre both alone, but only one is home.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, โJesus Christ.โ
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, weโre both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ โบ๏ธ
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.