Both jokes
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Memes
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.