Both jokes
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Memes
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.