she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
"Proud Boys" more like Insecure Little Bitches!
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why don’t pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys cocks
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
nevermind if i told you it would go straight through your head
"beast boy four"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
