What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
i like orphan boys no homo
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
"Proud Boys" more like Insecure Little Bitches!
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"