Body modification jokes

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?

So they have a place to hang the air freshener.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.