Body modification memes

Gender

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Jokes

Circumcision

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

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    • Self Harm

    People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

    Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

    Dart

    At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

    On a related note, I suck at darts.

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