If you’re ever board punch an orphan. What are they gonna do tell their parents?
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The mother board."
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
How do orphans have a family Reunion They use a Ouija board
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!
