Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your BUTT!
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
knok knok whos ther? ur blue nue hue kuo
Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-
Sorry for my bad english U-U
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F---ing blue!
Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well...Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, "No bitch !" She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew...wakes-up jumps out of bed and he's in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, "Anything left for me Mother?" Andrew asks "Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself "Man...I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
Roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool
