Blue Jokes

Daniel King
in Cheese

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

Anonymous
in Cheese

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

Anonymous
in Paint

what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint

My name is daddy
in Fortnite

Rose's are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)

Leland
in Alien

Roses are red violets are blue I have a joke so are you

Anonymous

Roses are blue violets are blue

What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia

Anonymous
in Lea

Why are your eyes blue? CUZ THEY HAVE FOOD COLOURING IN THEM

OT7 Bangtan
in Stupid jokes

what's blue and doesn't weigh much???

Light blue.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I'n done choking you You will be too.

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Anonymous
in Puns

what did rainbow say to the other rainbow

nothing it was feeling blue

Anonymous

The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

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robert
in Brother

roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.

Anonymous
in Uranus

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

Anonymous
in Violet

Rose are red velvet is blue so are they

Its a me

Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you

Death&Decay

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!

Anonymous
in Basement

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

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Anonymous
in Uranus

uranus is blue

Anonymous

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

GREG PAUL

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms