Black People jokes
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.