Black People jokes
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."