Black People jokes
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.