Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
