Black People jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.