Black People jokes
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Black people run fast.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.