Black People jokes
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.