Black People jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
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