Black People jokes
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.