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What is black and white red all over?
A newspaper
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
Whats black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!!!!!
why did the banana go to the doctor.because she felt peelyπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π
what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.π π π π π π π π π
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What is black and white and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing a leather jacket XD
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ΜHey they want to party with us! ΜTimmy yelled over the whooping. ΜParty van! ΜI yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ΜP O L I C Eβ on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. ΜIsnβt that right mommy? Μ
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white
What's black and white and red allover? A penguin that's just been raped.
