New Birthday Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.

Most people age up on their birthdays,

Stephen levels up.

Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?

Santa Claus!

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake! 🎂🥳

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.

My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...

Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?

Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

I love birthdays 🍰

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.