I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can't you too fat and clumsy and i don't have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever
Most people age up on there birthdays, Stephen levels up
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake 🎂🥳
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them
I never feel offended if my friends doesn't wish my birthday
Because that's what i want
Me: Hey, mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
I love birthdays 🍰
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠 I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your birthday 🎁 I did
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
Yooby Fo Birthday boy
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home 🏠 was your birthday 🎁
Hi 👋 I love you
