My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill cosby will pudding rape you
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Bill Cosplay
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
