Bill Cosby jokes
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
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Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator