Bill Cosby jokes
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Bill Cosplay
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.