Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby jokes

Arrest

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

Women

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

Santa Claus

What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

Children

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

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  • Jail

    Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

    Rape

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

    McDonald's

    What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

    They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

    Movie

    What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?

    Predator.