What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.