What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date? Hi, nice to meet you
What does Santa Claus in Bill Cosby have in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white
Innocent
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
