my forhead so big
big like biggy small i love cock please bum my hole
hi
my forhead so big
big like biggy small i love cock please bum my hole
hi
Your forhead is so big you could have put a H for kobe to land on
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Your mama so fat she GOT IN TO THE POOL THE WATER GOT OUT AND BIG MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Q: How do you know thereโs a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know itโs over? A: Only one is left.
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: โholes gonna be bigโ
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
your forehead so big you got to go out side to think
your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills big like chocolate chip cookies
your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
Your forehead is so big that it couldnโt handle a acute angle.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies "No"
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up" she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"
The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? โI like big nuts and I cannot lie!โ