Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
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Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"