Bigness jokes
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
My name is Big Dick.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.