Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."