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A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Your hairline is so big even dora the explorer can't explore
Yo forehead so big and airplane can use that as a Runway!
Yo forehead so big it reseaves more the the pasific ocean!
Your forehead is so big it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
your foreheda is so big it makes kanye's ego look small
your forhead is so big its a 20$ taxi ride from your hairlie to your eyebrows
your fore head is so big that it could carry thepassengers of the titanic
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it
Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
Ur forehead is so big that when u put glasses on top of ur head it falls off
I saw ur forehead and realised ur mom and dads forehead were as big as urs also ur gay
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because im a quiet kid and people act as if I’m soo dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me.. but now I’m just sick of them...