Bigness jokes
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."