Bigness jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.