Bigness

Bigness jokes

As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (⁠◍⁠‒⁠ᴗ⁠‒⁠◍⁠)

All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ⁠◑⁠ಠ

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.