I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the rock to see your ego cause your forehead is so big
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Ur hairline is so big it took ur mom to find it
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head
your forehead is so big that its a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
it cost me $100 dollars to ride a taxi over your belly it was that big
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
yor forehead is so big, mr clean thought he would hire you
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
guys why r we being racist, why cant we love eachother pls, gimme that dick boy, pls stop fighting, lets love eachother and them big ole dicks pls, gimme that dick, i hate racism
