Best Friend Jokes

My best friend ran away with my wife I really miss him

What do you call a kid name caitlyn?

My best friend

"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....

Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen

*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"

Dog: "That's pretty sexist"

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that..”

who was goldilocks best friend? Goldie

I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him

your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back

i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"

I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF

should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography

My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one

I went home to & I saw my friend kissing my sister I say what’s going on. They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said alright. The next morning I see my friend kissing my mom I said what going here. They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift I’m your best friend. 2 gift I’m your new brother n law. 3 gift I’m your new stepfather. I felt so happy I had a friend that looking out for me.