Best Friend Jokes

What do you call a kid name caitlyn?

My best friend

"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"

Dog: "That's pretty sexist"

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen

Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-

My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one

I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him

your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back

i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"

should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography

The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

who was goldilocks best friend? Goldie

why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.